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Best Sindhi Jokes Collection

1. Sindhi: Yeh banana kaise diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Sindhi: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chhilka
milega.
Sindhi: Le 40 paise, chilka rakh aur
kela de de.


2. Sindhi on his deathbed.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife: Yes, I'm here
My sons daughters r u all here?
Yes, Papa
Sindhi: To phir bahar wale kamre
ka pankha kyun chal raha hai ???



Sindhi Special WhatsApp Text | Jokes | SMS | Hindi ...

3. Sindhi 14th floor se neeche gira
Girte waqt usne
apne ghar ki khidki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla ke bola:
MERI ROTI NAHIN PAKANA!


4. Sindhi ne Sheikh ko khoon de ke
uski jaan bachai.
Sheikh ne use MERCEDES gift kar di.
Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zaroorat
padi,
Sindhi ne phir khoon diya.
Ab ki baar Sheikh ne till wale laddu
gift kiye,
Sindhi: (Gusse se): Mercedes kyun
nahin di?
Sheikh: Munna!!! Ab hamare andar
bhi sindhi ka khoon daud raha hai:)



Jokes on sindhis | Sindhi SMS | Hindi SMS & Shayari

5. Sindhi called a newspaper office
and asked: Mera Chacha mar gaya
hai,
obituary ke kya
charges honge?
Newspaper: Rs.50 per word.
Sindhi: Oh bahut zyaada hain, Achha
likho "Chacha Guzar Gaye"
Newspaper: Sir! It should be
minimum 6 words!
Sindhi: Oh ho! Zara sochne do.....
Achha likho....... ......... .
Chacha Guzar Gaye - Maruti for
Sale ..



6. Sindhi asks a Taxi Driver: CP wale
gurudware jayega kya?
Taxi Driver: Haan ji jaoonga.
Sindhi ne jeb se lunchbox nikala or
kaha:
Wapsi main langar ka khana lete
aana.


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7. Sindhi ko bhoot chadh gaya ,
3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha ke
paas gaya aur bola,
Ojha sahab mujhe bahar nikalo..!
Warna main to bhookha hi mar
jaoonga



8. Titanic Ke Saath Sindhib Bhi Doob
Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Sindhi: Shukar Hai Maine Return
Ticket Nahin Khareeda..

SINDHI SPECIAL JOKES

9) How Sindhis are surnamed-
A 'Fast' Sindhi?
Tejwani
An 'Astronaut' Sindhi?
Chandwani
A 'Simple' Sindhi?
Sadhwani
A 'Smelly' Sindhi?
Baswani
An 'Athlete' Sindhi?
Bhaagchandani
A 'Milkman' Sindhi?
Dudani
A 'Careless' Sindhi?
Parwani
An 'Electric' Sindhi?
Bijlani
An 'Advanced' Sindhi?
Advani
A 'revengeful' Sindhi?
Badlani
A 'Vibrating' Sindhi?
Kampani
A 'Weight lifter' Sindhi?
Tolani
A 'Hairy' Sindhi?
Keswani
A 'Beautiful' Sindhi?
Rupchandani
A 'forgetful' Sindhi?
Bulchandani
A 'Happy' Sindhi?
Sukhwani
A 'Bewada' Sindhi?
Rumnani
A 'Dayalu' Sindhi
Kriplani

An 'Honest' Sindhi?
...YE TO GOOGLE BHI SEARCH KAR RAHA HAI...

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Sindhi jokes | sindhi comedy | Sindhi whatsapp jokes| images, pictures, wallpaper

Sindhi jokes | sindhi comedy | Sindhi whatsapp jokes| images, pictures, wallpaper



Sindhi jokes | sindhi comedy | Sindhi whatsapp jokes| images, pictures, wallpaper

Sindhi jokes | sindhi comedy | Sindhi whatsapp jokes| images, pictures, wallpaper

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cool sms jokes | cool sms for girlfriend |cool sms jokes images, pictures, wallpapers 2016



cool sms jokes


1) ???? ?? ??? ?????? ???? ????
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"Jaanu sorry
I Hate Love Story"

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? ????? Vodafone ????
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cool sms for girlfriend

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cool msg for whatsapp


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2) Digital india??
,
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,
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,
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???? : Papakisetting@flat202
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cool sms in hindi


1) ????? ???? ?? ???? ??? ????? ?? ?? ??.. 
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..
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??????? ????? ??? ?? ?????? 
????????? ?? ???? ?? ??? ????

2) Girl ???? ??? ?? .....
???? ?? order ????.....
???? ?? ??? bill pay ????......
??? ????? waiter ?? ??? ?? ?? ??? ???? ??? :
"????? ?? ?? ?????? ???? ????? ?? ??? ??? ???,
??? ?? ???? ???? ??? ?????? ???? ????? ???? ????"
Waiter ?? ????? ???? ???? ?? ?? ?? ?? ???? ????? ??? ??? ?? ?
Girl ?? ??? :
???? ???? ?? ??? ?? ?? ??? ?? ???? ?? ??? waiter ?? ??? ?? ??? Tip ???? ?????


cool attitude sms

1) ????? - ?????? ???? 2 ??? ???? ???? ????? ??? ?? ?
??????- ?? ?? ???? ?
????? - ???? ????? ?? ??? ???? ??, 
?? ??? ?? ???? ??? ?? ?? ???? ?? ????? ??? ..
"?? ??? ??? ????" ??

2) ????? ??? ?? 2 ??? ????? ?? ??? ?? ???? ?? ?????
????? : ? " ????? ??????? ??? ???-??? ?? ?????? ?? " ??
??? : ?? " ?????? ??????? , ?????? ??????? ?? ???? " !!o
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decent sms in english

1) ?*Eyes Express the Real Feeling better than Touch*.
*Touch Shows the Care better than Words*.
*But Words if used properly can Wet the Eyes & Touch the Heart

2) A very short but very nice line for a true
relation- "Hurt me with the truth,
But
Never comfort me with a lie." Similar SMS Messages in English:


awesome sms in hindi


1)?? ???? ??? ??? ??? ???? ?? ??? ????? ???? ??????? ??????
?? ???? ????? ?? ?? ?? ??? ????? ???? ???? ?? ?
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2) ????? ???* ??
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cool sms jokes | cool sms for girlfriend |cool sms jokes images, pictures, wallpapers 2016

cool sms jokes | cool sms for girlfriend |cool sms jokes images, pictures, wallpapers 2016

cool sms jokes | cool sms for girlfriend |cool sms jokes images, pictures, wallpapers 2016

cool sms jokes | cool sms for girlfriend |cool sms jokes images, pictures, wallpapers 2016



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