Funny Whatsapp Status:
1} If people are talking about you behind your back, then just fart. :P
2} Some girls WhatsApp status: "Cant talk, Ego only".
3} I'm not lazy, I'm just running in energy saving mode.
4} I'm learning to make eye contact before shoe contact.
5} I'll be back online in 5 minutes if I'm not read this status again.
6} My wallet is like an onion when I open it. It makes me cry.
7} Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day.
8} I'm going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding.
9} Sometimes I forget how to spell a word so I change the whole sentence to avoid using it.
10} Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
11} Sorry I missed your call, I took too long to answer, cause I was dancing to the ringtone.
12} When you really want to slap someone, do it and say "Mosquito".
13} I'm not short. I'm just more down to earth than other people.
14} I will slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you.
15} I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work.
16} I hate when I forget to press send and I'm sitting there like an idiot waiting for a reply.
17} Omg, I have finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side, there is nothing right, and on the right side, there is nothing left.
18} Every time I lose some weight I find it again in the refrigerator.
19} Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
20} I wish there was a way to donate fat like you can donate blood.
21} My brain is like the Bermuda triangle, information goes in and then it's never found again.
22} Don't give up on your dreams...keep sleeping.
23} "Be strong". I whispered to my wifi signal.
24} I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.
25} If you're arguing with a woman and she says "WOW"......run. :D
26} My GF and I was happy for 20 years. Then we met.
27} My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death.
28} Try to say the letter M without your lips touching.
29} I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice.
30} If you can't convince them, confuse them.
31} Whatsapp users never die but they just go offline.
32} I may be fat, but you are ugly, I can lose weight.
33}We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.
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Attitude Whatsapp Status:
1} I don't care what you think about me. I don't think about you at all.
2} I'd rather be a freak than a fake.
3} If you don't like me, that's your problem, not mine.
4} When people are rude to you, they reveal who they are. Don't take it personally.
5} I'm 97% sure you don't like me, but I'm 100% sure I don't care.
6} My attitude is a result of your actions, so if you don't like my attitude, blame yourself.
7} Fake people have an image to maintain. Real people just don't care.
8} I got a good heart but this attitude....
9} Take me as I am or watch me as I go.
10} I am who I am, your approval is not needed.
11} Before you judge me make sure you're perfect.
12} I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
13} The best thing about being me, I am a limited edition and there are no other copies.
14} I don't insult people, I just describe them.
15} I don't need to explain myself, I know I'm right.
16} Don't judge my choice if you don't understand my reason.
17} Your attitude can hurt but mine can even kill you.
18} Your life is your message to the world, make sure it's inspiring.
19} It's my life so mind your business.
20} Sorry, but you know what? I already have someone special in my life, better luck next time.
21} If you like me then raise your hands, if not then raise your standard.
22} People with status don't need status.
23} I'm a hot dude with a cool attitude.
24} Keep moving, nothing new to read.
25} Stop checking my status, go get a life.
26} Don't waste your time with explanations, people only hear what they want to hear.
27} No, I'm not bitter, I'm not hateful, and I'm not unforgiving. I just don't like you.
28} Love me or hate me I'm still gonna shine.
29} I don't follow others, I only follow my orders because I'm my own boss.
30} Can't trust anyone these days fake is becoming the new trend.
31} Don't like my attitude? report me at who cares dot com.
32} I don't care what people think, people are stupid.
33} Haters hate because I got what they ain't.
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Sad Status Quotes:
1} I broke my own heart loving you.
2} I disappoint myself.
3} I want to be happy but something inside me screams that I don't deserve it.
4} Silly girl. He doesn't care.
5} Sometimes I wanna not exist, I don't wanna die and I'm not suicidal. I just want to not exist.
6} I feel like I bother people just by being alive.
7} Save me from my mind.
8} I wonder how many times we forgive just because we don't want to lose someone. Even if they don't deserve forgiveness.
9} I'm that person everyone replace after a while.
10} If you could read my mind, you would be in tears.
11} There's a storm inside my head and it's killing all the flowers.
12} I feel like I'm waiting for something that is not going to happen.
13} Silence is an answer too.
14} It hurts, but it's ok. I'm used to it.
15} I'm getting worse and you don't know/
16} I wish I could ignore you like you ignore me.
17} I miss the person I used to be.
18} I felt so much, that I started to feel nothing.
19} I'm falling apart and nobody knows, I have nobody to talk to and I'm alone.
20} It's scary what a smile can hide.
21} Isn't it sad when you get hurt so much, you can finally say "I am used to it".
22} It's okay, even the sky cries sometimes.
23} I'm always the one who loves more. That's my problem.
24} I feel so stupid when I text you and you never reply back.
25} The mirror is my best friend because when I cry it never laughs.
26} Sometimes memories sneak out of my eyes and roll down on my cheeks.
27} It easier to fake a smile than to explain whey you're sad.
28} I lost myself somewhere in the darkness.
29} Behind my pretty smile is a story you'll never understand.
30} Sleep doesn't help if it's your soul that's tired.
31} Maybe I'm just too fucking complicated for anyone to love.
32} Our little, stupid conversation means more to me than you think.
33} Just cause you're breathing doesn't mean you're alive.
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